Full House Lust In The Dust
| Lust in the Dust | |
| Flavor iii, episode fifteen | |
| | |
| Air date | January 26, 1990 |
| Writer(south) | Bobby Fine & Gigi Vorgan |
| Manager | Tom Rickhard |
| Previous | Misadventures in Babysitting |
| Side by side | Bye, Cheerio Birdie |
Animalism in the Dust is episode fifteen of season iii on Total House. It originally aired on January 26, 1990.
D.J. and Stephanie are jumping rope in their room as Michelle watches. Then Michelle gives it a try, and needless to say, she doesn't fare well.
Synopsis
For what seems like the millionth time, Danny has one time again broken a engagement, and this fourth dimension, he says it is considering her earlobes were non the right size. D.J. and Stephanie set Danny up with Stephanie'due south dance teacher, Karen Penner, including a candlelight dejeuner (instead of dinner). However, when Danny and Karen later go to her apartment, he sees what a mess information technology is, and breaks notwithstanding another engagement.
Information technology turns out that Danny has been deliberately nitpicking and finding more often than not footling things wrong with his dates then that he can accept a reason to cancel them, because almost three years later on Pam's death, he is still hesitant nearly dating again. Jesse and Joey convince him to give Karen another chance.
Speaking of Jesse and Joey, they've been hard at work with their latest marketing campaign for canned sardines. Plainly, Joey tries his best at beingness the "spokesfish", but Jesse thinks the vocalization needs work because he thinks Joey's never had a sardine before.
Meanwhile, Michelle has been taking things that belong to others and hiding them, such every bit Joey's tape recorder, Stephanie's pen, and D.J.'s Milli Vanilli cassette tape; the latter 2 of which are in her room and she returns to both sisters immediately, while the record recorder is located by D.J. just equally she is about to take breakfast, equally she discovers information technology in the cereal box. And neither she nor Joey are happy about it (see Quotes).
In the meantime, Jesse is really late for an important rehearsal with his band because his keys are missing, and he needs them so he tin can offset his motorcycle and open their rehearsal hall. After the older girls say that they accept not seen them, Michelle is accused of taking and hiding Jesse'south keys. D.J. asks him if he has an actress set of keys, and he sarcastically says that if he had, he would not exist at the mercy of a three-year-old (meet Quotes). When Michelle shows a set of plastic-colored keys, he decides they had better retrace every step that she took. She giggles equally he carries her downstairs, both knowing she wasn't in the potty (bathroom) when she was last down there.
Subsequently, the interrogation of Michelle continues in the living room, and her sisters just desire one affair from her regarding the keys: the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth (so assist them all, encounter Quotes). Jesse comes downstairs, remarking that he has looked in every room and trash can, nevertheless having no luck and all the same accusing her. Then, everything is resolved when Joey comes habitation with a bunch of sardine cans in hand from their new project and points out that Jesse left his keys in the front door lock. Jesse asks Michelle to forgive him for not believing that she was telling the truth, and forgive him she does.
And so, later, after some other chat with Danny and Joey regarding tonight's events, Jesse heads off to his rehearsal... merely once over again, he can't find his keys, only this time the Popsicle-eating Michelle has them, for existent, and hands them over after hiding them in her booster seat (meet Quotes).
Taking Joey and Jesse's communication, Danny heads back to Karen's apartment. After she admits that she knows how to clean up, he admits that he didn't requite her or even both of them a fair chance. She decides now'due south a practiced time equally e'er for that off-white chance, and too a good time for a hug. She then admits that she doesn't remember where anything went later cleaning, but he decides to assistance her with that (as the audience applauds and the EP credits appear).
Quotes
[Jesse and Joey are working on their new commercial in the living room.]
Joey: I did a existent fun voice on my tape recorder this morning [searches for information technology]. Hey, where'd my little tape recorder go? [And when Michelle fake-laughs...] Oh, that's a suspicious fiddling giggle. Michelle, do you know where my little tape recorder is?
Michelle: [sing-song] Yes, I do-oo.
Joey: And where is my tape recorder?
Michelle: The tape recorder's hiding.
Joey: Information technology's non fun to hide other people's things.
Michelle: It is for me. [...]
D.J.: [emerging from the kitchen, excited] Look! I found this record recorder in my cereal box. This is a much amend prize than those plastic dinosaurs.
Joey: Thank yous [takes information technology]. I'll take that. [looks at Michelle and holds it up, as D.J. frowns at her sister] Oh, wait what I plant.
Michelle: Aw, nuts.
[Stephanie returns from dance grade with Karen, and Danny asks Steph what she learned (right).]
Stephanie: I learned you nevertheless owe Karen a check for my lessons.
Karen: That's not all she learned. Hey Steph, show anybody else what you lot've learned.
Stephanie: Okay. Hey, D.J., go put on some music.
D.J.: Why exercise I accept to put on some music?
Stephanie: Because your name is D.J. (as in disc jockey) [takes off her jacket, puts it on the chair, and moves the chair for more space].
[D.J. and Stephanie take a plan to get Danny and Karen to have lunch together.]
Danny: [serves each one their lunch] OK, I have everyone's sandwich just the way they want them [so he thinks]: turkey, all white meat [for Joey]; turkey and Swiss [for Jesse]; Swiss, no turkey [for D.J.]; turkey, all dark meat, extra lycopersicon esculentum [for himself]; turkey, actress turkey [for Karen]; turkey, one-half dark meat, half white meat [for Stephanie]; and peanut butter and banana, hold the turkey [for Michelle].
[Every bit presently as his back is turned, everyone starts swapping sandwiches to the right ones – except for Michelle who puts her hands on her sandwich.]
Michelle: This baby is mine.
D.J.: Dad, we saved you a seat correct here [gesturing to the chair next to Karen].
Danny: Just a minute, love. I need to a do a 'pre-rinse' [of the dishes] merely before the really big wash after lunch.
D.J.: [to Karen] Isn't he a precious stone?
Joey: Yes, he's gonna make some woman a very happy man.
Jesse: Oh yep. And talk about perfect sandwiches, when he goes down the poultry aisle, all the turkeys are yelling, 'Take me! Take, accept me!'
Stephanie: That's why we telephone call him "Mr. Turkey"!
Danny: [comes back to the table] Oh, this is and so dainty. I can't remember the last time we were all together for a nice Sat lunch. [As soon equally he sits down, everyone else gets up, maxim they accept other things to exercise.]
D.J.: Come on, Michelle. Let's get.
Michelle: I have to swallow in my room.
Danny: You lot don't have to swallow in your room.
Michelle: D.J. says I do. [D.J. picks her up out of her booster chair, then lights the candle between them, and tells them...]
D.J.: Accept a nice lunch. [She then puts on some romantic music equally she heads upstairs – leaving Danny and Karen alone.]
Karen: It looks to me like we've been ready here.
[Jesse is looking everywhere in his room for his keys.]
Jesse: [fed upward] This is a joke. Girls, become in here! [And they do so, as Stephanie brings Michelle by the hand.]
D.J.: What is it?
Stephanie: What happened?
Jesse: Well, I lost my keys... I gotta see my band and I'm the only ane who can open up the rehearsal hall. Has anyone seen them?
D.J.: Not me.
Stephanie: Not me.
[All 3 of them turn and glare at Michelle, with Jesse also folding his arms (meet Trivia) and D.J. putting a hand on her hip.]
Michelle: What did I do [putting the palms of her hands up (Gallic shrug)]?
Jesse: You've been playing that hiding game all twenty-four hour period, haven't you lot? [...] I want you to bear witness me everything yous hid right now. [Out the door she goes.]
Michelle: People, I'yard waiting. [And they make their way over to her room.] This is my room. And this is my pencil bed.
Jesse: Alright, cutting the guided tour and show us the loot.
Michelle: Okay, okay. [lifts upwards a blanket and pulls something out] I hid this.
D.J.: Michelle! That's my Milli Vanilli record!
Stephanie: And you called me a Milli Vanilli thief. I demand an apology.
D.J.: In your dreams.
Stephanie: I have. [Her roommate leaves.]
Jesse: Hey, Michelle. While I'm young.
Michelle: [pulls something else out] Here, Stephie.
Stephanie: Michelle! My sparkle pen! You lot're sometime plenty to hear this now: How rude! [And she leaves.]
Michelle: Why does she ever say that?
Jesse: Hey, Michelle. I'thousand growing a beard here. Come on. I'm late. Where are my keys?
Michelle: [shows him a set of colorful plastic keys] Here. Are you happy now?
Jesse: Yeah, I'd be happy if I were driving a Fisher-Price Harley. [He puts the "keys" down and picks her up.] Come on. Now, we're gonna retrace every step y'all took today. You got information technology?
Michelle: Y'all got it, dude [with the thumb sign].
[Danny takes Karen back to her apartment at the terminate of their date and she invites him in for coffee.]
Danny: I bet you make the perfect loving cup of [she turns the lite on] co... call the law! You've been robbed.
Karen: I haven't been robbed. I've just been busy with dance class, I oasis't tidied up in a while.
Danny: Since when? The '60s?
Karen: And so I've been a little behind on my housecleaning. Big bargain. [She folds up her sofa bed.] This mess isn't a problem, is it?
Danny : Messy room? A trouble for me? No! [He shuts the door.]
Karen: Good, I'll go make some coffee. [And as she does so, he goes to sit on an arm of the sofa but finds out he's sitting on one of her high heels.]
[After the break, Danny tries to straighten up her table before she comes dorsum.]
Karen: [returns with the java and cream & sugar] Danny, are you cleaning upwards my apartment?
Danny: No. I was only looking for your java table. Found it. [...]
[They begin kissing, but Danny's eyes open and spot socks on the dorsum of the sofa. He can't help but start rolling them up.]
Karen: [She feels his easily moving backside her.] What are you doing?!
Danny: [drops the sock coil] Nothing.
Karen: [as she picks it upward] Danny, you were rolling my socks while we were kissing!
Danny: Alright, it's true. I was making out and folding laundry. Karen, heed to me. I can open a whole new world for you. A wondrous world of mops and brooms and dustbusters, dishes you tin can run across yourself in, tabletops that scent similar lemon trees, and toilet water that smells similar a Jamaican lagoon!
Karen: [now really freaked out] Danny, y'all're scaring me [pulls away and stands at a distance].
Danny: Well... Karen, your furniture's under here somewhere! Don't y'all wonder what it looks like?!
Karen: Isn't there a place yous can get for assist? ...similar 'Over-cleaners Bearding'!
Danny: Very funny. Maybe we don't accept much in mutual every bit I thought we did. Maybe I should just go. I'm distressing.
Karen: Me, too.
Danny: Bye.
Karen: Good day. [He exits, leaving backside a still-upset Karen.]
[In the living room:]
D.J.: Please... just tell me where you hid Uncle Jesse's keys, so we can go on with the rest of our lives.
Michelle: I did not hide the keys.
D.J.: I know what'll make you talk. It'southward time for the tickle rockets [makes 'rockets' launch with her fingers, along with making launching sound, and tickles her sister]. Okay. Now, where are the keys?
Michelle: I don't know. Tickle me again. [And D.J. does.]
Stephanie: [emerges from the kitchen with a sweet care for] Michelle, look what I have.
Michelle: A Popsicle!
Stephanie: Have a lick. [Michelle does so, then Stephanie waves information technology in front of her face.] You can have the residual when you tell u.s.a. where the keys are.
Michelle: [every bit she moves her caput with the Popsicle] I don't know. [...]
Joey: [coming through the front door with more cans of sardines for his and Jesse'south ad] Hey, Jess, got you more sardines. By the way, you left your keys in the forepart door.
Jesse: What?! I did non! [Repeatedly...]
Joey: Did too [shows the proof].
[Jesse gasps, pulls the keys out of the lock, coyly looks at Michelle, and waves.] [And she waves back.]
Jesse: [walks over to her] You really didn't take my keys.
Michelle: Told y'all so.
Jesse: Volition you forgive me and still be my all-time friend?
Michelle: Well, why not? [kisses him on the nose and walks over to Stephanie] Popsicle, please. [Wish granted.]
Joey: So Danny, how'd it go?
Danny: We went out for Chinese nutrient, sang on the ferry, so went back to her flat. ... It was then that I realized I had spent the entire day kissing... a slob.
Jesse & Joey: [gasp] No!
Danny: The place was a hole! There were dress everywhere. I thought her hamper exploded. Why is it that every girl I become out with there's something wrong with her? Mayhap it's bad luck. Peradventure it'southward fate.
Jesse: Perchance it's you.
Danny: How could it exist me?
Joey: Danny, you're making yourself basics looking for the perfect woman. In that location'due south no such thing equally ‛the perfect woman'.
Danny: Aye, there is. I was married to her.
Jesse: Hey, Pam was my sis, and I loved her very, very much. Merely, come up on, man. She was always tardily, she spent manner too much fourth dimension in the bath. When I was little, she used to agree me down and stick carrots up my nose. Trust me, she wasn't perfect.
Joey: Danny, she seemed perfect to you lot, considering y'all loved her.
Jesse: Danny, the lesser line is y'all're afraid to get close to somebody. And so you expect for something that'south wrong in every girl yous get out with.
Danny: I do that?
Jesse: Yep, Mr. 'Her earlobes aren't perfect'. I hateful, you gotta starting looking for what's correct in people. Otherwise, you're gonna miss out on someone who's gonna make your life a whole lot happier. Recall about it. Alright, I gotta become to my rehearsal, I'll come across you guys. [And as he's about to exit, he reaches into his pocket...] Where are my keys?
Michelle: [holding them upwardly] Right hither. Give me a interruption.
Jesse: How'd yous become my keys? [runs over and grabs them from her] Hey, Michelle. Look! Big Bird! [She turns her head, and he takes a bite of her Popsicle. They then looks at each other and he repeatedly wiggles his eyebrows.]
[Danny returns to Karen's apartment and knocks on the door and she lets him in.]
Danny: I'one thousand sorry. I came in here earlier, and I saw this mess, and... [He looks effectually.] Am I in the correct apartment?
Karen: Yes, Danny. Believe it or not, I do know how to clean up.
Danny: Karen, I didn't requite you a fair gamble. I didn't give us a fair chance.
Karen: Well Danny, information technology seems you cared more about my mess than me.
Danny: Well, the truth is, I actually started to similar you, and information technology scared me. Only from now on, I'm gonna exist a lot more than flexible and more willing to compromise [taking Jesse'due south cue from "Cut It Close"]. You're the best thing to happen to me since Spray 'northward Wash.
Karen: I take that as a compliment.
Danny: And so, volition you go out with me again?
Karen: Of course I volition.
Danny: You mind if I hug yous?
Karen: Become alee.
[They hug (see infobox photograph).]
Danny: I do this a lot. Y'all better get used to it. ... Your place looks so overnice.
Karen: Yeah, but I don't know where anything is.
Danny: Well, where'd you lot put all your stuff?
Karen: [walks over to her wardrobe] Right here [opens it to reveal it is stuffed with her things – by and large clothes].
Danny: Don't worry. I remember where everything goes. [starts taking things out] These magazines, they were right here [tosses them on the floor].
Trivia
- The third episode to deal with honesty (post-obit "D.J. Tanner'southward 24-hour interval Off" and "D.J.'s Very Outset Equus caballus")
- The episode championship likely came from the 1985 film Lust in the Dust
- Karen (Debbie Gregory) also fabricated an appearance in "The Greatest Altogether on Earth" (three.10)
- Vocal that is played when Stephanie performs her dance routine: "My Prerogative" (1988)
- Karen's "Over-cleaners Anonymous" is a take on "Alcoholics Anonymous"
- The third time that the "dad face" is used (previously seen in "D.J. Tanner'southward Day Off" [i.22] and "Joey Gets Tough" [two.07])
- The look Jesse, D.J., and Stephanie give Michelle in Jesse'due south room (run into Quotes) is similar to the shot in the Fuller House premiere where the six other family members break the fourth wall later on talking nigh Michelle
- Goof: When Jesse says goodbye to Joey because he has to go to his rehearsal, Jesse has his blackness handbag in his right mitt and his keyboard case is in his left, but in the next shot of Jesse, his items are in opposite places
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